THE BEST THINGS ABOUT GOING TO THE BARBERS
- Being able to see people behind you in the mirror.
It’s like you’re a spy. You can sit there totally inconspicuously, shrouded in your disguise (aka NeoCape!) and watch everyone on the other side of the shop go about their business. Just don’t make eye contact with anyone, otherwise your cover is blown.
- Having product applied professionally.
The way a barber swiftly glides their hand through your hair to apply product is something to be admired. You can never recreate that ‘swoosh’ at home.
- Being dusted off like an ancient artefact
So the barber has done his job, then out comes that special little brush. He gently flicks it over your neck and ears, dusting you as if you are clad in gold and have just been unearthed from an Egyptian tomb.
- Coming out feeling like a new improved version of your previous self.
Your clothes look more stylish, your eyes look brighter and you even look like you’ve lost weight. You walk tall and as heads to turn to watch you go by you think to yourself ‘let ‘em stare’.